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<p>O Tinder é um jeito divertido de se conectar com pessoas novas e interessantes próximas de você. Passe as fotos para a direita para curtir ou para a esquerda para passar. Se alguém curtir você de volta, vocês combinam! Converse com sua combinação ou tire uma foto para compartilhar um Momento com todas as suas combinações de uma vez. É uma nova maneira de se expressar e compartilhar com seus amigos.</p>
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<h3 class="subbuzz__title xs-mb1 bold"><span class="subbuzz__number">1.</span> <span class="js-subbuzz__title-text">Meridiano de Greenwich.</span></h3>
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<h3 class="subbuzz__title xs-mb1 bold"><span class="subbuzz__number">2.</span> <span class="js-subbuzz__title-text">&#8220;Um pouco antiga&#8221;.</span></h3>
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<h3 class="subbuzz__title xs-mb1 bold"><span class="subbuzz__number">3.</span> <span class="js-subbuzz__title-text">Serguei no Tinder.</span></h3>
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<h3 class="subbuzz__title xs-mb1 bold"><span class="subbuzz__number">4.</span> <span class="js-subbuzz__title-text">&#8220;De nada&#8221; &#8211; Clarice Lispector</span></h3>
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<h3 class="subbuzz__title xs-mb1 bold"><span class="subbuzz__number">5.</span> <span class="js-subbuzz__title-text">Uma definição precisa.</span></h3>
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<h3 class="subbuzz__title xs-mb1 bold"><span class="subbuzz__number">6.</span> <span class="js-subbuzz__title-text">Parece legítimo.</span></h3>
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<h3 class="subbuzz__title xs-mb1 bold"><span class="subbuzz__number">7.</span> <span class="js-subbuzz__title-text">Só no <i>Monty Python</i>.</span></h3>
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<h3 class="subbuzz__title xs-mb1 bold"><span class="subbuzz__number">8.</span> <span class="js-subbuzz__title-text">Esperando.</span></h3>
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<h3 class="subbuzz__title xs-mb1 bold"><span class="subbuzz__number">9.</span> <span class="js-subbuzz__title-text">Tristeza sincera.</span></h3>
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<h3 class="subbuzz__title xs-mb1 bold"><span class="subbuzz__number">10.</span> <span class="js-subbuzz__title-text">Férias frustradas.</span></h3>
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<h3 class="subbuzz__title xs-mb1 bold"><span class="subbuzz__number">11.</span> <span class="js-subbuzz__title-text">Pra refletir.</span></h3>
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<h3 class="subbuzz__title xs-mb1 bold"><span class="subbuzz__number">12.</span> <span class="js-subbuzz__title-text">Direto ao ponto.</span></h3>
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<p><img class="subbuzz__media-image js-subbuzz__media js-progressive-image js-pinnable xs-col-12 xs-block img--loaded" src="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2015-01/8/11/enhanced/webdr06/original-27914-1420734986-5.jpg?downsize=715:*&;output-format=auto&;output-quality=auto" alt="" data-src="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2015-01/8/11/enhanced/webdr06/original-27914-1420734986-5.jpg" data-mobile-src="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2015-01/8/11/enhanced/webdr06/original-27914-1420734986-5.jpg" data-crop="47.36" data-mobile-crop="47.36" data-span="1" data-bfa="@o:{ignore:[bfaBinder]};" data-pin-media="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2015-01/8/11/enhanced/webdr06/original-27914-1420734986-5.jpg?downsize=715:*&;output-format=auto&;output-quality=auto" data-loaded="1" /></p>
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</figure>
</div>
<div id="mod-subbuzz-image-14" class="subbuzz subbuzz-image xs-mb4 xs-relative xs-mb1" data-module="subbuzz-image">
<div id="4633670" class="subbuzz-anchor"></div>
<h3 class="subbuzz__title xs-mb1 bold"><span class="subbuzz__number">14.</span> <span class="js-subbuzz__title-text">Plot twist.</span></h3>
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<p><img class="subbuzz__media-image js-subbuzz__media js-progressive-image js-pinnable xs-col-12 xs-block img--loaded" src="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2015-01/8/11/enhanced/webdr10/enhanced-24448-1420734586-4.png?downsize=715:*&;output-format=auto&;output-quality=auto" alt="" data-src="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2015-01/8/11/enhanced/webdr10/enhanced-24448-1420734586-4.png" data-mobile-src="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2015-01/8/11/enhanced/webdr10/enhanced-24448-1420734586-4.png" data-crop="116.48" data-mobile-crop="116.48" data-span="1" data-bfa="@o:{ignore:[bfaBinder]};" data-pin-media="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2015-01/8/11/enhanced/webdr10/enhanced-24448-1420734586-4.png?downsize=715:*&;output-format=auto&;output-quality=auto" data-loaded="1" /></p>
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</div>
</figure>
</div>
<div id="mod-subbuzz-image-15" class="subbuzz subbuzz-image xs-mb4 xs-relative xs-mb1" data-module="subbuzz-image">
<div id="4633696" class="subbuzz-anchor"></div>
<h3 class="subbuzz__title xs-mb1 bold"><span class="subbuzz__number">15.</span> <span class="js-subbuzz__title-text">Sem paciência pra papo furado.</span></h3>
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<p><img class="subbuzz__media-image js-subbuzz__media js-progressive-image js-pinnable xs-col-12 xs-block img--loaded" src="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2015-01/8/11/enhanced/webdr02/enhanced-18313-1420734745-6.jpg?downsize=715:*&;output-format=auto&;output-quality=auto" alt="" data-src="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2015-01/8/11/enhanced/webdr02/enhanced-18313-1420734745-6.jpg" data-mobile-src="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2015-01/8/11/enhanced/webdr02/enhanced-18313-1420734745-6.jpg" data-crop="37.44" data-mobile-crop="37.44" data-span="1" data-bfa="@o:{ignore:[bfaBinder]};" data-pin-media="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2015-01/8/11/enhanced/webdr02/enhanced-18313-1420734745-6.jpg?downsize=715:*&;output-format=auto&;output-quality=auto" data-loaded="1" /></p>
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</div>
</figure>
</div>
<div id="mod-subbuzz-image-16" class="subbuzz subbuzz-image xs-mb4 xs-relative xs-mb1" data-module="subbuzz-image">
<div id="4633817" class="subbuzz-anchor"></div>
<h3 class="subbuzz__title xs-mb1 bold"><span class="subbuzz__number">16.</span> <span class="js-subbuzz__title-text"><a href="https://twitter.com/dibrehumilhante" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-skimlinks-tracking="3569835">Dibre humilhante.</a></span></h3>
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<p><img class="subbuzz__media-image js-subbuzz__media js-progressive-image js-pinnable xs-col-12 xs-block img--loaded" src="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2015-01/8/11/enhanced/webdr05/original-3075-1420735250-22.jpg?downsize=715:*&;output-format=auto&;output-quality=auto" alt="" data-src="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2015-01/8/11/enhanced/webdr05/original-3075-1420735250-22.jpg" data-mobile-src="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2015-01/8/11/enhanced/webdr05/original-3075-1420735250-22.jpg" data-crop="157.92" data-mobile-crop="157.92" data-span="1" data-bfa="@o:{ignore:[bfaBinder]};" data-pin-media="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2015-01/8/11/enhanced/webdr05/original-3075-1420735250-22.jpg?downsize=715:*&;output-format=auto&;output-quality=auto" data-loaded="1" /></p>
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</div>
</div>
</figure>
</div>
<div id="mod-subbuzz-image-17" class="subbuzz subbuzz-image xs-mb4 xs-relative xs-mb1" data-module="subbuzz-image">
<div id="4634039" class="subbuzz-anchor"></div>
<h3 class="subbuzz__title xs-mb1 bold"><span class="subbuzz__number">17.</span> <span class="js-subbuzz__title-text">Dããã&#8230;</span></h3>
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<p><img class="subbuzz__media-image js-subbuzz__media js-progressive-image js-pinnable xs-col-12 xs-block img--loaded" src="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2015-01/8/11/enhanced/webdr03/enhanced-10467-1420736205-24.jpg?downsize=715:*&;output-format=auto&;output-quality=auto" alt="" data-src="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2015-01/8/11/enhanced/webdr03/enhanced-10467-1420736205-24.jpg" data-mobile-src="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2015-01/8/11/enhanced/webdr03/enhanced-10467-1420736205-24.jpg" data-crop="83.20" data-mobile-crop="83.20" data-span="1" data-bfa="@o:{ignore:[bfaBinder]};" data-pin-media="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2015-01/8/11/enhanced/webdr03/enhanced-10467-1420736205-24.jpg?downsize=715:*&;output-format=auto&;output-quality=auto" data-loaded="1" /></p>
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</div>
</div>
</figure>
</div>
<div id="mod-subbuzz-image-18" class="subbuzz subbuzz-image xs-mb4 xs-relative xs-mb1" data-module="subbuzz-image">
<div id="4632529" class="subbuzz-anchor"></div>
<h3 class="subbuzz__title xs-mb1 bold"><span class="subbuzz__number">18.</span> <span class="js-subbuzz__title-text">Amigos, amigos. Negócios à parte.</span></h3>
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<div class="js-full-size-image subbuzz__media--full-width-container">
<div class="js-unsupported-fallback subbuzz__media-container js-progressive-image-container xs-mb05 subbuzz__media-container--small-margin-bottom"><img class="subbuzz__media-image js-subbuzz__media js-progressive-image js-pinnable xs-col-12 xs-block img--loaded" src="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2015-01/8/8/enhanced/webdr03/enhanced-18474-1420725465-11.jpg?downsize=715:*&;output-format=auto&;output-quality=auto" alt="" data-src="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2015-01/8/8/enhanced/webdr03/enhanced-18474-1420725465-11.jpg" data-mobile-src="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2015-01/8/8/enhanced/webdr03/enhanced-18474-1420725465-11.jpg" data-crop="61.46" data-mobile-crop="61.46" data-span="1" data-bfa="@o:{ignore:[bfaBinder]};" data-pin-media="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2015-01/8/8/enhanced/webdr03/enhanced-18474-1420725465-11.jpg?downsize=715:*&;output-format=auto&;output-quality=auto" data-loaded="1" /></div>
</div>
</figure>
</div>
<div id="mod-subbuzz-image-19" class="subbuzz subbuzz-image xs-mb4 xs-relative xs-mb1" data-module="subbuzz-image">
<div id="4634043" class="subbuzz-anchor"></div>
<h3 class="subbuzz__title xs-mb1 bold"><span class="subbuzz__number">19.</span> <span class="js-subbuzz__title-text">Francamente&#8230;</span></h3>
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<p><img class="subbuzz__media-image js-subbuzz__media js-progressive-image js-pinnable xs-col-12 xs-block img--loaded" src="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2015-01/8/11/enhanced/webdr03/enhanced-10295-1420736261-9.jpg?downsize=715:*&;output-format=auto&;output-quality=auto" alt="" data-src="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2015-01/8/11/enhanced/webdr03/enhanced-10295-1420736261-9.jpg" data-mobile-src="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2015-01/8/11/enhanced/webdr03/enhanced-10295-1420736261-9.jpg" data-crop="157.53" data-mobile-crop="157.53" data-span="1" data-bfa="@o:{ignore:[bfaBinder]};" data-pin-media="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2015-01/8/11/enhanced/webdr03/enhanced-10295-1420736261-9.jpg?downsize=715:*&;output-format=auto&;output-quality=auto" data-loaded="1" /></p>
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</div>
</div>
</figure>
</div>
<div id="mod-subbuzz-image-20" class="subbuzz subbuzz-image xs-mb4 xs-relative xs-mb1" data-module="subbuzz-image">
<div id="4634067" class="subbuzz-anchor"></div>
<h3 class="subbuzz__title xs-mb1 bold"><span class="subbuzz__number">20.</span> <span class="js-subbuzz__title-text">Sacanagem ;(</span></h3>
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<p><img class="subbuzz__media-image js-subbuzz__media js-progressive-image js-pinnable xs-col-12 xs-block img--loaded" src="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2015-01/8/12/enhanced/webdr11/original-2917-1420736440-35.jpg?downsize=715:*&;output-format=auto&;output-quality=auto" alt="" data-src="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2015-01/8/12/enhanced/webdr11/original-2917-1420736440-35.jpg" data-mobile-src="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2015-01/8/12/enhanced/webdr11/original-2917-1420736440-35.jpg" data-crop="75.52" data-mobile-crop="75.52" data-span="1" data-bfa="@o:{ignore:[bfaBinder]};" data-pin-media="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2015-01/8/12/enhanced/webdr11/original-2917-1420736440-35.jpg?downsize=715:*&;output-format=auto&;output-quality=auto" data-loaded="1" /></p>
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</div>
</figure>
</div>
<div id="mod-subbuzz-image-21" class="subbuzz subbuzz-image xs-mb4 xs-relative xs-mb1" data-module="subbuzz-image">
<div id="4634092" class="subbuzz-anchor"></div>
<h3 class="subbuzz__title xs-mb1 bold"><span class="subbuzz__number">21.</span> <span class="js-subbuzz__title-text">Report as cantada barata.</span></h3>
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<p><img class="subbuzz__media-image js-subbuzz__media js-progressive-image js-pinnable xs-col-12 xs-block img--loaded" src="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2015-01/8/12/enhanced/webdr04/enhanced-23538-1420736566-27.jpg?downsize=715:*&;output-format=auto&;output-quality=auto" alt="" data-src="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2015-01/8/12/enhanced/webdr04/enhanced-23538-1420736566-27.jpg" data-mobile-src="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2015-01/8/12/enhanced/webdr04/enhanced-23538-1420736566-27.jpg" data-crop="67.36" data-mobile-crop="67.36" data-span="1" data-bfa="@o:{ignore:[bfaBinder]};" data-pin-media="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2015-01/8/12/enhanced/webdr04/enhanced-23538-1420736566-27.jpg?downsize=715:*&;output-format=auto&;output-quality=auto" data-loaded="1" /></p>
<div id="mod-action-bar-subbuzz-21" class="action-bar--hover-container js-unsupported" data-module="action-bar-subbuzz"></div>
</div>
</div>
</figure>
</div>
<div id="mod-subbuzz-image-22" class="subbuzz subbuzz-image xs-mb4 xs-relative xs-mb1" data-module="subbuzz-image">
<div id="4634098" class="subbuzz-anchor"></div>
<h3 class="subbuzz__title xs-mb1 bold"><span class="subbuzz__number">22.</span> <span class="js-subbuzz__title-text">Na lata.</span></h3>
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<p><img class="subbuzz__media-image js-subbuzz__media js-progressive-image js-pinnable xs-col-12 xs-block img--loaded" src="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2015-01/8/12/enhanced/webdr06/enhanced-28385-1420736613-8.jpg?downsize=715:*&;output-format=auto&;output-quality=auto" alt="" data-src="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2015-01/8/12/enhanced/webdr06/enhanced-28385-1420736613-8.jpg" data-mobile-src="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2015-01/8/12/enhanced/webdr06/enhanced-28385-1420736613-8.jpg" data-crop="69.92" data-mobile-crop="69.92" data-span="1" data-bfa="@o:{ignore:[bfaBinder]};" data-pin-media="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2015-01/8/12/enhanced/webdr06/enhanced-28385-1420736613-8.jpg?downsize=715:*&;output-format=auto&;output-quality=auto" data-loaded="1" /></p>
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</div>
</figure>
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<div id="mod-subbuzz-image-23" class="subbuzz subbuzz-image xs-mb4 xs-relative xs-mb1" data-module="subbuzz-image">
<div id="4634212" class="subbuzz-anchor"></div>
<h3 class="subbuzz__title xs-mb1 bold"><span class="subbuzz__number">23.</span> <span class="js-subbuzz__title-text">PLAU!</span></h3>
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<p><img class="subbuzz__media-image js-subbuzz__media js-progressive-image js-pinnable xs-col-12 xs-block img--loaded" src="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2015-01/8/12/enhanced/webdr06/enhanced-28385-1420737160-12.jpg?downsize=715:*&;output-format=auto&;output-quality=auto" alt="" data-src="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2015-01/8/12/enhanced/webdr06/enhanced-28385-1420737160-12.jpg" data-mobile-src="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2015-01/8/12/enhanced/webdr06/enhanced-28385-1420737160-12.jpg" data-crop="164.96" data-mobile-crop="164.96" data-span="1" data-bfa="@o:{ignore:[bfaBinder]};" data-pin-media="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2015-01/8/12/enhanced/webdr06/enhanced-28385-1420737160-12.jpg?downsize=715:*&;output-format=auto&;output-quality=auto" data-loaded="1" /></p>
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</div>
</figure>
</div>
<div id="mod-subbuzz-image-24" class="subbuzz subbuzz-image xs-mb4 xs-relative xs-mb1" data-module="subbuzz-image">
<div id="4633862" class="subbuzz-anchor"></div>
<h3 class="subbuzz__title xs-mb1 bold"><span class="subbuzz__number">24.</span> <span class="js-subbuzz__title-text">Pivete folgado.</span></h3>
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<p><img class="subbuzz__media-image js-subbuzz__media js-progressive-image js-pinnable xs-col-12 xs-block img--loaded" src="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2015-01/8/11/enhanced/webdr11/enhanced-1491-1420735477-27.jpg?downsize=715:*&;output-format=auto&;output-quality=auto" alt="" data-src="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2015-01/8/11/enhanced/webdr11/enhanced-1491-1420735477-27.jpg" data-mobile-src="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2015-01/8/11/enhanced/webdr11/enhanced-1491-1420735477-27.jpg" data-crop="205.92" data-mobile-crop="205.92" data-span="1" data-bfa="@o:{ignore:[bfaBinder]};" data-pin-media="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2015-01/8/11/enhanced/webdr11/enhanced-1491-1420735477-27.jpg?downsize=715:*&;output-format=auto&;output-quality=auto" data-loaded="1" /></p>
<div id="mod-action-bar-subbuzz-24" class="action-bar--hover-container js-unsupported" data-module="action-bar-subbuzz"></div>
</div>
</div>
</figure>
</div>
<div id="mod-subbuzz-image-25" class="subbuzz subbuzz-image xs-mb4 xs-relative xs-mb1" data-module="subbuzz-image">
<div id="4634055" class="subbuzz-anchor"></div>
<h3 class="subbuzz__title xs-mb1 bold"><span class="subbuzz__number">25.</span> <span class="js-subbuzz__title-text">rs</span></h3>
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<div class="js-unsupported-fallback subbuzz__media-container js-progressive-image-container xs-mb05 subbuzz__media-container--small-margin-bottom"><img class="subbuzz__media-image js-subbuzz__media js-progressive-image js-pinnable xs-col-12 xs-block img--loaded" src="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2015-01/8/11/enhanced/webdr07/enhanced-18907-1420736327-13.jpg?downsize=715:*&;output-format=auto&;output-quality=auto" alt="" data-src="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2015-01/8/11/enhanced/webdr07/enhanced-18907-1420736327-13.jpg" data-mobile-src="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2015-01/8/11/enhanced/webdr07/enhanced-18907-1420736327-13.jpg" data-crop="69.21" data-mobile-crop="69.21" data-span="1" data-bfa="@o:{ignore:[bfaBinder]};" data-pin-media="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2015-01/8/11/enhanced/webdr07/enhanced-18907-1420736327-13.jpg?downsize=715:*&;output-format=auto&;output-quality=auto" data-loaded="1" /></div>
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</figure>
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