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As 10 desculpas mais esfarrapadas para faltar no trabalho

<ul class&equals;"slides">&NewLine;<li class&equals;"gallery-image" data-mfp-src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;abrilexame&period;files&period;wordpress&period;com&sol;2016&sol;09&sol;size&lowbar;960&lowbar;16&lowbar;9&lowbar;homem-banana-telefone1&period;jpg&quest;quality&equals;70&amp&semi;strip&equals;info&amp&semi;w&equals;920"><strong class&equals;"gallery-title">1&period; Pego na mentira<&sol;strong>&NewLine;<div class&equals;"flex-image"><img class&equals;"lazyautosizes lazyloaded" title&equals;"Pego na mentira" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;abrilexame&period;files&period;wordpress&period;com&sol;2016&sol;09&sol;size&lowbar;960&lowbar;16&lowbar;9&lowbar;homem-banana-telefone1&period;jpg&quest;quality&equals;70&amp&semi;strip&equals;info&amp&semi;w&equals;920" sizes&equals;"680px" alt&equals;"" data-sizes&equals;"auto" data-src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;abrilexame&period;files&period;wordpress&period;com&sol;2016&sol;09&sol;size&lowbar;960&lowbar;16&lowbar;9&lowbar;homem-banana-telefone1&period;jpg&quest;quality&equals;70&amp&semi;strip&equals;info&amp&semi;w&equals;920" &sol;><&sol;div>&NewLine;<div class&equals;"flex-description">&NewLine;<p>Esqueça a tradicional ligação para avisar que está com febre&period; Dessa vez&comma; os funcionários norte-americanos apostaram na <strong>criatividade<&sol;strong> ao justificar suas faltas no escritório&period; O portal de <strong>empregos<&sol;strong> CareerBuilder divulgou sua pesquisa anual que revela quais foram as 10 desculpas mais inacreditáveis para faltar no trabalho em 2017&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>De acordo com o estudo&comma; 28&percnt; dos empregados ligaram para avisar que estavam doentes quando&comma; na verdade&comma; se sentiam bem – o que representa uma queda em relação ao ano passado&comma; quando essa parcela era de 32&percnt;&period; Quanto aos motivos para a falta&comma; 30&percnt; dos entrevistados alegaram que não sentiam que queriam ir ao trabalho&comma; enquanto 29&percnt; disseram que queriam tirar o dia para relaxar&period; Outros 21&percnt; tiraram o dia para consulta médica e o mau tempo foi motivo de falta para 11&percnt; dos empregados&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>A pesquisa foi realizada pela Harris Poll&comma; a pedido do CareerBuilder&comma; entre agosto e setembro desse ano&period; Ela contou com 3&period;103 trabalhadores e 2&period;203 recrutadores e gerentes de RH de várias companhias&period; A seguir&comma; <strong>veja as desculpas mais esfarrapadas já usadas<&sol;strong> por funcionários para não comparecer no trabalho&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<&sol;div>&NewLine;<&sol;li>&NewLine;<li class&equals;"gallery-image" data-mfp-src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;abrilexame&period;files&period;wordpress&period;com&sol;2016&sol;09&sol;size&lowbar;960&lowbar;16&lowbar;9&lowbar;comida-forno&period;jpg&quest;quality&equals;70&amp&semi;strip&equals;info&amp&semi;w&equals;920"><strong class&equals;"gallery-title">2&period; Garantindo o almoço<&sol;strong>&NewLine;<div class&equals;"flex-image"><img class&equals;"lazyautosizes lazyloaded" title&equals;"Garantindo o almoço" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;abrilexame&period;files&period;wordpress&period;com&sol;2016&sol;09&sol;size&lowbar;960&lowbar;16&lowbar;9&lowbar;comida-forno&period;jpg&quest;quality&equals;70&amp&semi;strip&equals;info&amp&semi;w&equals;920" sizes&equals;"680px" alt&equals;"" data-sizes&equals;"auto" data-src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;abrilexame&period;files&period;wordpress&period;com&sol;2016&sol;09&sol;size&lowbar;960&lowbar;16&lowbar;9&lowbar;comida-forno&period;jpg&quest;quality&equals;70&amp&semi;strip&equals;info&amp&semi;w&equals;920" &sol;><br &sol;>&NewLine;O funcionário disse que havia acabado de colocar comida no forno&period;<&sol;div>&NewLine;<&sol;li>&NewLine;<li class&equals;"gallery-image" data-mfp-src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;abrilexame&period;files&period;wordpress&period;com&sol;2016&sol;09&sol;size&lowbar;960&lowbar;16&lowbar;9&lowbar;instrumentos-cirurgia&period;jpg&quest;quality&equals;70&amp&semi;strip&equals;info&amp&semi;w&equals;920"><strong class&equals;"gallery-title">3&period; Ajustes finais<&sol;strong>&NewLine;<div class&equals;"flex-image"><img class&equals;"alignnone size-full wp-image-5565" src&equals;"http&colon;&sol;&sol;images&period;tochocada&period;com&period;br&sol;tochocada&period;com&period;br&sol;2018&sol;07&sol;size&lowbar;960&lowbar;16&lowbar;9&lowbar;instrumentos-cirurgia&period;jpg" alt&equals;"" width&equals;"920" height&equals;"613" &sol;><&sol;div>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"flex-caption"><span class&equals;"image-credit">&lpar;AFP&rpar;<&sol;span><&sol;p>&NewLine;<div class&equals;"flex-description">O empregado precisou se ausentar para fazer alguns ajustes de uma cirurgia plástica anterior&period;<&sol;div>&NewLine;<&sol;li>&NewLine;<li class&equals;"gallery-image" data-mfp-src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;abrilexame&period;files&period;wordpress&period;com&sol;2016&sol;09&sol;size&lowbar;960&lowbar;16&lowbar;9&lowbar;tornozelo-quebrado-gesso&period;jpg&quest;quality&equals;70&amp&semi;strip&equals;info&amp&semi;w&equals;920"><strong class&equals;"gallery-title">4&period; Tornozelo quebrado<&sol;strong>&NewLine;<div class&equals;"flex-image"><img class&equals;"lazyautosizes lazyloaded" title&equals;"Tornozelo quebrado" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;abrilexame&period;files&period;wordpress&period;com&sol;2016&sol;09&sol;size&lowbar;960&lowbar;16&lowbar;9&lowbar;tornozelo-quebrado-gesso&period;jpg&quest;quality&equals;70&amp&semi;strip&equals;info&amp&semi;w&equals;920" sizes&equals;"680px" alt&equals;"" data-sizes&equals;"auto" data-src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;abrilexame&period;files&period;wordpress&period;com&sol;2016&sol;09&sol;size&lowbar;960&lowbar;16&lowbar;9&lowbar;tornozelo-quebrado-gesso&period;jpg&quest;quality&equals;70&amp&semi;strip&equals;info&amp&semi;w&equals;920" &sol;><&sol;div>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"flex-caption"><span class&equals;"image-credit">&lpar;FiDalwood&sol;Flickr&sol;Creative Commons&rpar;<&sol;span><&sol;p>&NewLine;<div class&equals;"flex-description">Segundo relatos dos empregadores&comma; a funcionária alegou que estava sentada no banheiro quando seus pés e pernas ficaram dormentes&period; Quando ela se levantou&comma; ela caiu e quebrou o tornozelo&period;<&sol;div>&NewLine;<&sol;li>&NewLine;<li class&equals;"gallery-image" data-mfp-src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;abrilexame&period;files&period;wordpress&period;com&sol;2016&sol;09&sol;size&lowbar;960&lowbar;16&lowbar;9&lowbar;cassino2&period;jpg&quest;quality&equals;70&amp&semi;strip&equals;info&amp&semi;w&equals;920"><strong class&equals;"gallery-title">5&period; Fim de semana prolongado<&sol;strong>&NewLine;<div class&equals;"flex-image"><img class&equals;"lazyautosizes lazyloaded" title&equals;"Fim de semana prolongado" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;abrilexame&period;files&period;wordpress&period;com&sol;2016&sol;09&sol;size&lowbar;960&lowbar;16&lowbar;9&lowbar;cassino2&period;jpg&quest;quality&equals;70&amp&semi;strip&equals;info&amp&semi;w&equals;920" sizes&equals;"680px" alt&equals;"" data-sizes&equals;"auto" data-src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;abrilexame&period;files&period;wordpress&period;com&sol;2016&sol;09&sol;size&lowbar;960&lowbar;16&lowbar;9&lowbar;cassino2&period;jpg&quest;quality&equals;70&amp&semi;strip&equals;info&amp&semi;w&equals;920" &sol;><&sol;div>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"flex-caption"><span class&equals;"image-credit">&lpar;lewishamdreamer&sol;Flickr&sol;Creative Commons&rpar;<&sol;span><&sol;p>&NewLine;<div class&equals;"flex-description">O funcionário esteve em um cassino durante o final de semana e ainda tinha dinheiro para gastar na segunda-feira de manhã&period;<&sol;div>&NewLine;<&sol;li>&NewLine;<li class&equals;"gallery-image" data-mfp-src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;abrilexame&period;files&period;wordpress&period;com&sol;2016&sol;09&sol;size&lowbar;960&lowbar;16&lowbar;9&lowbar;smile2&period;jpg&quest;quality&equals;70&amp&semi;strip&equals;info&amp&semi;w&equals;920"><strong class&equals;"gallery-title">6&period; Para não estragar o dia<&sol;strong>&NewLine;<div class&equals;"flex-image"><img class&equals;"lazyautosizes lazyloaded" title&equals;"Para não estragar o dia" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;abrilexame&period;files&period;wordpress&period;com&sol;2016&sol;09&sol;size&lowbar;960&lowbar;16&lowbar;9&lowbar;smile2&period;jpg&quest;quality&equals;70&amp&semi;strip&equals;info&amp&semi;w&equals;920" sizes&equals;"680px" alt&equals;"" data-sizes&equals;"auto" data-src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;abrilexame&period;files&period;wordpress&period;com&sol;2016&sol;09&sol;size&lowbar;960&lowbar;16&lowbar;9&lowbar;smile2&period;jpg&quest;quality&equals;70&amp&semi;strip&equals;info&amp&semi;w&equals;920" &sol;><&sol;div>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"flex-caption"><span class&equals;"image-credit">&lpar;Getty Images&rpar;<&sol;span><&sol;p>&NewLine;<div class&equals;"flex-description">O funcionário acordou de bom humor e não queria arruiná-lo indo ao trabalho&period;<&sol;div>&NewLine;<&sol;li>&NewLine;<li><strong class&equals;"gallery-title">7&period; O sortudo<&sol;strong>&NewLine;<div class&equals;"flex-image"><img class&equals;"lazyautosizes lazyloaded" title&equals;"O sortudo" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;abrilexame&period;files&period;wordpress&period;com&sol;2016&sol;09&sol;size&lowbar;960&lowbar;16&lowbar;9&lowbar;se-beber-nao-case1&period;jpg&quest;quality&equals;70&amp&semi;strip&equals;info&amp&semi;w&equals;920" sizes&equals;"680px" alt&equals;"" data-sizes&equals;"auto" data-src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;abrilexame&period;files&period;wordpress&period;com&sol;2016&sol;09&sol;size&lowbar;960&lowbar;16&lowbar;9&lowbar;se-beber-nao-case1&period;jpg&quest;quality&equals;70&amp&semi;strip&equals;info&amp&semi;w&equals;920" &sol;><&sol;div>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"flex-caption"><span class&equals;"image-credit">&lpar;Divulgação&rpar;<&sol;span><&sol;p>&NewLine;<div class&equals;"flex-description">Depois de uma noite &OpenCurlyDoubleQuote;de muita sorte”&comma; o empregado alegou que não sabia onde havia acordado&period;<&sol;div>&NewLine;<&sol;li>&NewLine;<li class&equals;"gallery-image" data-mfp-src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;abrilexame&period;files&period;wordpress&period;com&sol;2016&sol;09&sol;size&lowbar;960&lowbar;16&lowbar;9&lowbar;maquina-pressao-alta&period;jpg&quest;quality&equals;70&amp&semi;strip&equals;info&amp&semi;w&equals;920"><strong class&equals;"gallery-title">8&period; Pressão alta<&sol;strong>&NewLine;<div class&equals;"flex-image"><img class&equals;"lazyautosizes lazyloaded" title&equals;"Pressão alta" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;abrilexame&period;files&period;wordpress&period;com&sol;2016&sol;09&sol;size&lowbar;960&lowbar;16&lowbar;9&lowbar;maquina-pressao-alta&period;jpg&quest;quality&equals;70&amp&semi;strip&equals;info&amp&semi;w&equals;920" sizes&equals;"680px" alt&equals;"" data-sizes&equals;"auto" data-src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;abrilexame&period;files&period;wordpress&period;com&sol;2016&sol;09&sol;size&lowbar;960&lowbar;16&lowbar;9&lowbar;maquina-pressao-alta&period;jpg&quest;quality&equals;70&amp&semi;strip&equals;info&amp&semi;w&equals;920" &sol;><&sol;div>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"flex-caption"><span class&equals;"image-credit">&lpar;jpmatth&sol;Flickr&sol; Creative Commons&rpar;<&sol;span><&sol;p>&NewLine;<div class&equals;"flex-description">Funcionário diz que ficou com o braço preso em uma máquina de medir pressão dentro de um supermercado&period;<&sol;div>&NewLine;<&sol;li>&NewLine;<li class&equals;"gallery-image" data-mfp-src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;abrilexame&period;files&period;wordpress&period;com&sol;2016&sol;09&sol;size&lowbar;960&lowbar;16&lowbar;9&lowbar;imagem-pedras&period;jpg&quest;quality&equals;70&amp&semi;strip&equals;info&amp&semi;w&equals;920"><strong class&equals;"gallery-title">9&period; Cura holística<&sol;strong>&NewLine;<div class&equals;"flex-image"><img class&equals;"lazyautosizes lazyloaded" title&equals;"Cura holística" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;abrilexame&period;files&period;wordpress&period;com&sol;2016&sol;09&sol;size&lowbar;960&lowbar;16&lowbar;9&lowbar;imagem-pedras&period;jpg&quest;quality&equals;70&amp&semi;strip&equals;info&amp&semi;w&equals;920" sizes&equals;"680px" alt&equals;"" data-sizes&equals;"auto" data-src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;abrilexame&period;files&period;wordpress&period;com&sol;2016&sol;09&sol;size&lowbar;960&lowbar;16&lowbar;9&lowbar;imagem-pedras&period;jpg&quest;quality&equals;70&amp&semi;strip&equals;info&amp&semi;w&equals;920" &sol;><&sol;div>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"flex-caption"><span class&equals;"image-credit">&lpar;Keoni Cabral&sol;Flickr&sol;Crative Commons&rpar;<&sol;span><&sol;p>&NewLine;<div class&equals;"flex-description">O empregado disse que tinha uma pedra na vesícula e alegou que queria curá-la de forma holística&period;<&sol;div>&NewLine;<&sol;li>&NewLine;<li class&equals;"gallery-image" data-mfp-src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;abrilexame&period;files&period;wordpress&period;com&sol;2016&sol;09&sol;size&lowbar;960&lowbar;16&lowbar;9&lowbar;micro-ondas&period;jpg&quest;quality&equals;70&amp&semi;strip&equals;info&amp&semi;w&equals;920"><strong class&equals;"gallery-title">10&period; Ideia genial<&sol;strong>&NewLine;<div class&equals;"flex-image"><img class&equals;"lazyautosizes lazyloaded" title&equals;"Ideia genial" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;abrilexame&period;files&period;wordpress&period;com&sol;2016&sol;09&sol;size&lowbar;960&lowbar;16&lowbar;9&lowbar;micro-ondas&period;jpg&quest;quality&equals;70&amp&semi;strip&equals;info&amp&semi;w&equals;920" sizes&equals;"680px" alt&equals;"" data-sizes&equals;"auto" data-src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;abrilexame&period;files&period;wordpress&period;com&sol;2016&sol;09&sol;size&lowbar;960&lowbar;16&lowbar;9&lowbar;micro-ondas&period;jpg&quest;quality&equals;70&amp&semi;strip&equals;info&amp&semi;w&equals;920" &sol;><&sol;div>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"flex-caption"><span class&equals;"image-credit">&lpar;Galactic Circus Diplodocus&sol;Flickr&sol;Creative Commons&rpar;<&sol;span><&sol;p>&NewLine;<div class&equals;"flex-description">O empregado teve seu uniforme queimado depois de tentar secá-lo em um micro-ondas&period;<&sol;div>&NewLine;<&sol;li>&NewLine;<li class&equals;"gallery-image" data-mfp-src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;abrilexame&period;files&period;wordpress&period;com&sol;2016&sol;09&sol;size&lowbar;960&lowbar;16&lowbar;9&lowbar;aviao-boeing1&period;jpg&quest;quality&equals;70&amp&semi;strip&equals;info&amp&semi;w&equals;920"><strong class&equals;"gallery-title">11&period; Viagem inesperada<&sol;strong>&NewLine;<div class&equals;"flex-image"><img class&equals;"lazyautosizes lazyloaded" title&equals;"Viagem inesperada" src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;abrilexame&period;files&period;wordpress&period;com&sol;2016&sol;09&sol;size&lowbar;960&lowbar;16&lowbar;9&lowbar;aviao-boeing1&period;jpg&quest;quality&equals;70&amp&semi;strip&equals;info&amp&semi;w&equals;920" sizes&equals;"680px" alt&equals;"" data-sizes&equals;"auto" data-src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;abrilexame&period;files&period;wordpress&period;com&sol;2016&sol;09&sol;size&lowbar;960&lowbar;16&lowbar;9&lowbar;aviao-boeing1&period;jpg&quest;quality&equals;70&amp&semi;strip&equals;info&amp&semi;w&equals;920" &sol;><&sol;div>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"flex-caption"><span class&equals;"image-credit">&lpar;Divulgação&sol;Boeing&rpar;<&sol;span><&sol;p>&NewLine;<div class&equals;"flex-description">O funcionário disse que entrou em um avião por acidente&period;<&sol;div>&NewLine;<&sol;li>&NewLine;<&sol;ul>&NewLine;

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